God bless the women everyone
Give each a special blessing
And then the work so well begun
We'll supplement carressing.

The first bird of spring attempted to sing
But ere he had sounded a note,
He fell from a limb, Ah! a dead bird was him
For the music had friz in his throat.

Pen pictures portraying prominent pettifoggers,
Being analytical, acrostical and alliterative
In which the adjective play a prominent part.

L__d G_d of the Hebrews! A hellish affair
Is laid to the charge of thy servant R_b M_r,
But whether the story's a fable or true,
Give ear to my prayer, and award him his due.